Not A Shadchen, but magically matching up people
Bringing together people from around the globe, uniting them, into one big Shid Fam.
Bringing together people from around the globe, uniting them, into one big Shid Fam.
by Cuber Patner November 23, 2021
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by Jesus Christ
Davian Witjaksono had always loved cosy Heaven with its bewildered butterflies. It was a place where he felt happy.
He was a holy cocoa drinker with beautiful tail and cute whiskers. His friends saw him as a homeless human. Once, he had even rescued a careful Fabian Witjaksono from a burning building. That's the sort of man he was.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Jesus Christ.
Davian gulped. He was not prepared for Jesus.
As Davian stepped outside and Jesus came closer, he could see the strange glint in his eye.
"Look Davian," growled Jesus, with a holy glare that reminded Davian of holy blue bunny. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want believe in Jesus Christ. You owe me 9497 dollars."
Davian looked back, even more Panji and still fingering the holy sausage. "Jesus, sorry Jesus, I love my family," he replied.
They looked at each other with delighted feelings, like two talented big-tits bunnies singing at a very holy Birthday and two holy uncles beating to the meat.
Davian regarded Jesus's tail and whiskers. "I don't have the funds ..." he lied.
Jesus glared. "Do you want me to shove that holy sausage where the sun don't shine?"
Davian promptly remembered his holy values. "Actually, I do have the funds," he admitted. He reached into his ass. "Here's what I owe you."
Jesus looked wet, his wallet blushing like a tender teapot.
Then Jesus came inside for a nice mug of cocoa.
by Jesus Christ
Davian Witjaksono had always loved cosy Heaven with its bewildered butterflies. It was a place where he felt happy.
He was a holy cocoa drinker with beautiful tail and cute whiskers. His friends saw him as a homeless human. Once, he had even rescued a careful Fabian Witjaksono from a burning building. That's the sort of man he was.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Jesus Christ.
Davian gulped. He was not prepared for Jesus.
As Davian stepped outside and Jesus came closer, he could see the strange glint in his eye.
"Look Davian," growled Jesus, with a holy glare that reminded Davian of holy blue bunny. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want believe in Jesus Christ. You owe me 9497 dollars."
Davian looked back, even more Panji and still fingering the holy sausage. "Jesus, sorry Jesus, I love my family," he replied.
They looked at each other with delighted feelings, like two talented big-tits bunnies singing at a very holy Birthday and two holy uncles beating to the meat.
Davian regarded Jesus's tail and whiskers. "I don't have the funds ..." he lied.
Jesus glared. "Do you want me to shove that holy sausage where the sun don't shine?"
Davian promptly remembered his holy values. "Actually, I do have the funds," he admitted. He reached into his ass. "Here's what I owe you."
Jesus looked wet, his wallet blushing like a tender teapot.
Then Jesus came inside for a nice mug of cocoa.
by Licht#8577 November 23, 2021
Get the Holy Davian Witjaksono mug.The highschool in Southeastern PA with the boys with mad pussy on their dick everynight, they also own those pussy ass kids at Father Judge Highschool.
"Hey did you hear Andrew goes to Holy Ghost Prep.?"
"Of Course he does, his dick is so wet from pussy its like a pool noodle!"
"Of Course he does, his dick is so wet from pussy its like a pool noodle!"
by thesigmaboy420 January 21, 2025
Get the Holy Ghost Prep. mug.holy yap represents when someone sends a image, or message that has lots of text, its used as a polite way to say that "i aint reading allat" and say that someone talks too much/yapping , this also accounts for if someone sends a image with so much text that your too lazy to read you can say holy yap. holy yap can also be used as a polite way of saying shut up, i dont wanna read this shit.
John: Hey did you know how amazing the current sky formed by refraction and how blue it is right now as we currently speak at this wonderful moment and point in time?
Tom: holy yap
Tom: holy yap
by piratematt January 21, 2025
Get the holy yap mug.My bro came up with this, basically when something is so appalling or astonishing that "Holy shit!" or "Holy fucking shit!" wont cover it
Heres an example of "Holy Tits!" in a conversation
Jimmy: "Bro, look at him! he's lighting firecrackers in front of that guys house!"
Tom: "Wait, isn't that principal Skinners house?"
Jimmy: "Holy Tits!!!"
Jimmy: "Bro, look at him! he's lighting firecrackers in front of that guys house!"
Tom: "Wait, isn't that principal Skinners house?"
Jimmy: "Holy Tits!!!"
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Get the holy sight mug.The holy-grapevine is when you take your worst girlfriend to your nicest vineyard, you open a nice bottle of sparkling wine, get her clothes off and start butt-f*cking doggy style. When you’re about to cum, you yell out “holy-grapevine” and hit her in the back of the head with a grapevine.
I holy-grapevined my gal last weekend and my shoulder is still thrown out from those big, head-pruned vines.
by MendoVineGuy February 18, 2025
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