Dylan

The type of guy to protect his girlfriend without life and treat her with respect and love also the hottest guy you will ever meet if you ever meet a dylan don't ever let him go he will be the best thing that ever happened to you and won't be afraid to fuck you until you can't walk for the next three weeks

Girl:fuck me harder daddy

Dylan:i will

by anonymous January 9, 2022

Dylan

Always the class clown

He should shut up sometimes…but dylan is funny…

by Anabelle zarate January 11, 2022

Dylan

The best person in the world if you meet a Dylan keep him you won’t regret honestly I love Dylan to bits you will fall in love with him it’s not hard he’s a gentleman

He’s amazing you won’t ever come across a Dylan again!!

by Tatty2k19 January 13, 2022

Dylan

Also known as The Bernard this species is short but somewhat strong. If you call a Dylan Bernard he will put you in an arm lock strangling you but if he can’t he will beat beat his you to death. It is always best to Stay away from the Dylan in its natural habitat, earth. If you engage whilst it is in its natural habitat it will slap you.

Me: “yo Bernard!” Dylan:”I SWEAR TO GOD SHUT UP OR I WILL MURDER YOU!”

by AAAAAAAA_ January 14, 2022

Dylan

Bernard

(While taking to Dylan)
What’s up Bernard how’s ur day

by Sumbeer78 January 14, 2022

Dylan

Dylan is the friend that when you are around with them, you better hope you have an air freshener around to help dissolve the horrendous smell of him.

He is also known as the fat friend of the group as well.

"I thought a skunk smelled bad until I walked past Dylan in the school's hallway."

by beastofthesouth10 January 16, 2022

Dylan

Dylan is the name given to the kid at school who eats his own boogers and sniffs his fingers after scratching his bum.

If you know a Dylan you know you wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole.

That Dylan bloke, he's so fucked.

by whitefalcon123 January 17, 2022