“He played the devils joystick while he stared at pornhub on his laptop.”
“Take a ride on the devils joystick”
“Take a ride on the devils joystick”
by Devils joystick May 8, 2018
Get the The Devils Joystick mug.When you got to take a shit at work and you know its gonna be stinky and loud so you run the hot water in the sink on top of a paper towel full of soap to kill the smell and drown out the noise
by MutedDevil June 13, 2021
Get the Muted Devil mug.When a guys penis has an upwards curve to it and he precedes to lay at a 45 degree angle. He then takes a hot wheels car and lays it on his chest and proceeds to let it roll and jump off his penis.
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Get the Devil's spaghetti mug.The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.
So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.
by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019
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1. An item or action that invokes the devil or other evil spirits
2. Activity or misfortune indicating the presence of the devil or other evil spirits
1. An item or action that invokes the devil or other evil spirits
2. Activity or misfortune indicating the presence of the devil or other evil spirits
A Ouijia board is a devilment according to Madea's "Boo". Demons summoned by the board engage in devilments to torment humans.
by Dann326 May 6, 2024
Get the devilment mug.Teenagers and college students that pick on other people and claimed to be smart and Christian when they sacrifice puppies from Petland in order to send more souls to hell. They come in small groups and snoop for any "'tards" to force them to kill themselves to feed their father's (who the Christians call Satan). They even slaugther their own kids in the womb and give it to satan. One such group was seen in springfield, cussing one of the Hindus out while sacrificing puppies and kittens to the Devil, who is a red man dressed in black and the pimp's hat.
by Your Mother's arse March 6, 2010
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