People named David who are shorter than average... aprox. 4'9.5" - 5'1.5"
Known for constantly thinking about watching porn & watches porn every second he can.
'I know 3 short Davids & they're all the same... it's bizarre!' dirty little davids
Gets aroused easily over little things.
Will jerk off anywhere!!
Has been caught jerking in weird places including a kitchen sink.
"Where's David?"
"if he dissappears for too long he's definitely jerking off somewhere..."
Dirty Little David
Known for constantly thinking about watching porn & watches porn every second he can.
'I know 3 short Davids & they're all the same... it's bizarre!' dirty little davids
Gets aroused easily over little things.
Will jerk off anywhere!!
Has been caught jerking in weird places including a kitchen sink.
"Where's David?"
"if he dissappears for too long he's definitely jerking off somewhere..."
Dirty Little David
by KeeksWilson August 21, 2019
by Dickakatyleryourbuddy January 18, 2009
by LuckyDavis December 06, 2009
Jordan Harold David inch lives in the scummiest house in the whole of the Isle of Wight. This fruity don thinks he is from the ends yet he sniffs his mums knickers styll, if you youts have ever come in close contact with this creature wash your hands with bleach for at least 39 and a half weeks, cause this geez is proper filthy. Jordan will never get a job casue he wastes his money on greasy takeaway form the local chinkys. He loves to make new friends on the bus, I've seen the people he makes friends with and they clearly have been beaten by there parents as a child and become a poor excuse for a human, you know its peak when you can't get gyallie cause of the stench marinated into your North face puffa, you have never seen such a horrible person in your life.
Girl 1: Have you seen that new kid on the block?
Girl 2 :nah, who?
Girl 1 :Jordan Harold David inch
Girl 2 : *throws up into girl 1's lap*
Girl 1: *throws up into girl 2's mouth*
Girl 2 :nah, who?
Girl 1 :Jordan Harold David inch
Girl 2 : *throws up into girl 1's lap*
Girl 1: *throws up into girl 2's mouth*
by Council House March 12, 2020
The cutest, hottest, funnest, sweetest, boy you can ever meet.
Your literally the luckiest person ever if you get to be with him.
Your literally the luckiest person ever if you get to be with him.
by AL-AGATOR<3 March 20, 2022
DCB (David Crowder Band) will rock you like a hurricane. DCB (David Crowder Band) sounds like the future.
by JeffMMiller June 22, 2006
by Cody Nabors April 09, 2005