irrelevant bar tender

When someone is so irrelevant that it makes the bar tender look somewhat interesting

Omg, Yelitza is such an irrelevant bar tender; she kinda reminds me of a wannabe Bob Marley.

by Niggazoid June 14, 2017

innocent bar stander

Person who works at a bar/pub that has to listen to peoples nonsense.

Jill didn't instigate anything she's just an innocent bar stander

by Drunk1 July 15, 2017

scottish arm bar

An embarrassing and mythological maneuver one claims to had performed during and altercation in which he/she/questioning had unquestionably lost but cannot accept the loss and thus claims to had performed on the true victor in a pathetic display of denial .

"Remember that time I put buddy guy friend there in thee ole Scottish Arm Bar?"

by FinestScotchman June 17, 2017

That's a fiber bar

What you say when someone says or answers with something ridiculous or straight up stupid.

That guy answered the question wrong, "That's a fiber bar!"

by That_one_guy_ July 8, 2017

Bar

a guy with a really big cock

"Bar is so awesome"

by niceguy47839 November 23, 2017

off bar

An event that could not of been foreseen and is very outrageous

"Man killed by huge potato falling from the the sky"

Aw Lad, bit off bar that.

by Dankest November 28, 2017

Coffee bar

Coffee bar- the shit you take after having outrageous butt sex and now you can’t stop shitting. Kinda like the huge shit you take after drinking lots of coffee.

Met up with Mark last night, when I was done with him he let out coffee bar’s all morning.

by Hipster holocaust February 22, 2018