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tambourine banging gypsy

1. A mechanically inept mechanic. Primarily automotive. One whom is incapable of completing tasks at hand. They also are counter productive to thier work enviroment and cause mental anguish to thier co-workers.

2. A generally incompotent individual. Someone who at the same time causes progress to be halted by simply rewarding you with their presence.

They directly associated with Stevie Nicks from Fleetwood Mac dancing and banging a tambourine in a sun dress however during the act nothing is being accomplished aside from creating an annoying noise and distraction to co-workers.
Will: "What the fuck is Armin doing with that car? Is it still making that loud noise?"

Ian: "The only noise I hear is that fucking tambourine banging gypsy faggot cocksucker down there fiddling around."

Will: "Oh that's what that noise was!"
by AwfullyBusy March 3, 2011
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The Big Bang Theory

Without question, the most kick-ass show on tv right now.

Girls watch it because they love Sheldon.
Guys watch it because they love Penny's boobs.
"Soft kitty, warm kitty,
little ball of fur,
happy kitty sleepy kitty
purr, purr, purr."

"I love The Big Bang Theory"
by rednecklaydee15 December 1, 2011
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Banging the drum softly

Banging the drum softly, or ear-fucking, is the act of penetrative intercourse in or around a man or woman's ear canal using ear wax as a natural lubricant. During the act, the tip of the penis rubs against the eardrum (hence the name), creating an intense pleasurable feeling in the head of the penis for the giver, and a pulsing and/or ringing sound in the ear of the taker.
"Sorry I didn't pick up the phone, mom. Mike was banging the drum softly and I could barely hear anything!"
by Adams Posa February 22, 2008
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Gridiron Gang Bang

Noun. A situation in which a being (male or female, most commonly a mammal) engages in sexual activity with an entire football team simultaneously.
Kyle found it difficult to walk the morning after his gridiron gang bang with the Denver Broncos.
by Nitram Rolyat September 16, 2008
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Mac Gang Bang

Two mcdonalds sandwiches put together. E.g. two doublecheese burgers one inside the other, Inception.
"Dude last night after the bar, i went to mcdonalds and had the best mac gang bang."
by samoanmonk December 23, 2010
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fuck me bangs

The putrid late 80's-early 90's hair "style" in which a female utilizes most of the can of Aqua Net to jack her bangs up to a height that rivals the girl's body height. The resulting look is that of a claw on the front of the offending party's head, or depending on their levels of promiscuity can resemble a nuclear blast. The end look is that of a cheap tart or lady of the night.
Keely and her slut bag friends jacked up their fuck me bangs for a day of hooking at the mall food court.
by Chuckster Farrell January 11, 2009
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banging one out

my wife just said she will be home shortly, i better be banging one out
by Angel Rangel November 25, 2013
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