half a loaf is better than none

Getting less than what one wants, is still better than getting none at all.

Casey: How did work go?
Cooper: Unfortunately they cut me early, so I only get paid for half a day.
Casey: Well, half a loaf is better than none.

by bostoncasey October 01, 2018

Mile High Club Half Member

Wanking on a plane, usually in the plane lavatory. Like the Mile High Club but far easier to attain and much more shameful.

Example 1
Guy1:Johnny's been in the bathroom awhile, I bet you he's joining the Mile High Club.

Guy 2: Pfft maybe as a half member!
Johnny: Guess who's now a Mile High Club Half Member!

Guy 1: Called it!

Example 2
Drunk guy:Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club!

*Johnny guy drinks*

Johnny:I'm a Mile High Club half member!
Drunk guy: Ew man gross!
Johnny:Hey dude, it was a long flight and I was bored.

by mrperson123 January 30, 2018

Tid bit of half ass

A fraction of a half assed effort

We try to be everything to everyone and eventually only end up doing a tid bit of half ass for everyone.

by Maraki June 22, 2006

Half your age plus five

Same as Half your age plus seven, but is the rule in Tasmania.

Alex wanted to date Meg but the 'Half your age plus seven rule stopped them'. However they both moved to Tasmania and because of 'Half your age plus five' rule they were fine.

by yourfriendlyearthmover1 October 28, 2010

Half-Cocked Vagina Monster

An insult towards half cocked people, who sometimes are vagina monsters.

You're a half-cocked vagina monster.

Hey, look at that half-cocked vagina monster!

I'm a half-cocked vagina monster and I'm proud of it!

by The Dick Squatting Cum Bucket January 27, 2009

Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince

Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince is the book in which Dumbledore dies and the wizarding world comes to an end as we know it.

Harry Pottter Fans *reads Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince*
Dumbledore *dies*
Harry Potter Fans *omg*

by goofuffle May 26, 2006

Half Slab, Combo Chicken Breast

Occurs during sexual intercourse, when the male's penis is at its apex of stiffness, length and girth and as far as it can go into the female's vagina, the male then sticks his finger into the female's asshole. Hence, The Half Slab, Combo Chicken Breast.

Male - Whispers in the female's ear "That's the Full Slab" And sticks his finger into her asshole.

Female - Replies in reaction to the gesture. "No, that's the Half Slab, Combo Chicken Breast."

by Great Santini December 29, 2010