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Alabama Dumpling

An Alabama Dumpling is when you get your Chocolate Covered balls shoved into another mans mouth.
"Dude, I did an Alabama Dumpling to Steve last night"
"Dude! That's gross, did you complete it?!"
"Of course I dipped my balls into Steve's Mouth!"
by Alabama Maker March 11, 2017
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alabama drum brake

When you squeeze your cousins balls so hard they momentarily stop breathing.
Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.
by Bigblackorthodontist May 28, 2024
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Alabama Thigh Rub

When your morbidly obese girlfriend walks a mile in the hot Alabama sun and comes home drenched in sweat, and later gets eaten out by her brother and 3 cousins.
“Damn Rufus yo sister is looking thick as fuck and mighty sweaty, looks delicious for your entire family.” “Dinner is served!”
“Ya I might have to give my sister an Alabama thigh rub”
by Young Joust December 17, 2021
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alabama firedrago

An act in which a man shits on the floor and makes his male partner eat it while giving him anal they then piss on each other, more than one partner may be used, infact you can try it with the whole family, it'll teach the kids a good lesson;)
by The Alabama Firedragon man August 10, 2017
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Alabama Tepid Pocket

When you poop in a bucket and let it cool off before putting it inside of a vagina and have sex with it.
She wasn't ok with it hot, so I pooped in a bucket then gave her an Alabama tepid pocket.
by makinitupasigoalong May 19, 2017
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alabama wedding

When blood relatives Wed one another to keep the bloodline pure.
Brother and his sister ,mom and son,dad and daughter are reproducing to keep the generations of pure bloodlines intact. Alabama wedding
by Dr Rob205 February 18, 2017
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Alabama bread maker

The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, “ROLL TIDE!”
This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.
by SaladTossr December 17, 2023
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