Weed Broke

When you're out of marijuana and don't have the money to buy more

Dude, I'm so weed broke, that I searched for roaches and scraped my grinders just to have something to smoke.

by Koolbluegirl January 14, 2019

Walmart Weed

Really shitty weed which is often mostly shake.

C'mon bro are you really charging me $15 for a gram of Walmart Weed?

by mcmillerg January 27, 2019

weed rape

To have weed taken from you without consent.

Person 1: Hey, are you down to chill tonight?

Person 2: No man, my roommate totally weed raped me. He just left me ten dollars and took the rest of my green. That shit wasn't consensual.

by gangstamusic May 28, 2014

weed store

A place to buy “weed” or marijuana.

I’m going to the weed store to get some crack

by March 03, 2023

Weedness

When your showing weed

That’s a sign of weedness bro

by JJ THE CRACKHEAD November 18, 2019

Church weed

Weed that doesn’t suck, but doesn’t get you wrecked either. Something you can toke, and then go out in public and not freak out.

A: Are you feeling alright? You’ve been on the same phone screen for like 10 minutes.
B: I’m straight. I’m on that church weed bro.

by Planet12 May 26, 2025

weed colors

Weed colors are a term of how the state legalized its and how people smoke weed today, douchebag'Muhgey....I'm not high,are you.

"THOSE ARE TOTALLY WEED COLORS BRUH"

by Douchebag'Muhgey April 06, 2016