Dylan Munsey

n 1) Of or pertaining to pure awesome; 2) A mythical creature with unnaturally white skin but posesses the power to beatbox, rap, be a gangsta 3) somebody who probably would have been Luke Skywalker in an alternate universe; 4) related to the operation or purchase of an awesome "chevy" truck 5) an all-around fantastic human being; 6) somebody with the ability to develop and maintain quads larger than your abdomen 7) one of emily's favorite folks around.

Dude 1: Did you just see Dylan Munsey run by?
Dude 2: Nah man he was too fast but I think I smelled his Old Spice body wash.

Random Chick: *Faints*

by daveandemiry October 26, 2010

Dylan

Dylan is the OG big K Crippin Nigga you're ever finna meet yuhurdd. He gets all the bitches, while his best buddy makes out with them after his dick was in their mouth. Everyone just wants to be with him he guesses. He also isn't fond of niggers but that's okay, he's not racist he's just built differently.

Wow, Dylan's cock is so huge I bet Gabe wants to suck it.

by Feetpics1080p February 14, 2022

Dylan

A huge nonce who like to fuck children.

Fuck off dylan you fat fucking cunt.

by WIS69 January 9, 2020

Dylan

FRIEND

My Dylan

by Pokemon1234569 March 15, 2022

Dylan Striebel

A fagot with no friends and usually over weight and hates alcohol.

He is really a Dylan Striebel

by Bill shmill February 3, 2017

Dylan

He is sometimes cool otherwise he needs all the help you have

Dylan is a twat

by I AM DEFINITELY NOT HERE March 21, 2018

Dylan

Being a Dylan is being in a state of such wealth that you only have time to do activities such as knitting group with the local grandmothers. youth group at the mormon church held in the largest building in town, and weekly soccer mom powerwalks around the mall.

This also includes (in some cases) having all the luck in the world, except with getting a girlfriend/boyfriend. Being Dylan is a widely used term, though many don’t understand the true meaning.

"Omg Stacy, I won the lottery and I am feeling SO Dylan right now!"

“Sorry Rebecca, I’m just a little too Dylan to be finger-painting with the choir nerds”

“Being such a Dylan is great, but I don’t think i’ll ever find love”

by iGibby April 15, 2020