Bro1: dude I totally got my girl a few minutes ago with a mean wet willy
Bro2: yeah? I just gave my girl a fat pink willy.... we're probably breaking up....
Bro2: yeah? I just gave my girl a fat pink willy.... we're probably breaking up....
by Mypseudonym1234567890987654321 June 20, 2017
When you're doing doggystyle and spit on both of your index fingers and then proceed to stick them in your partners ears and twist; delivering a potent wet willy and shocking them into tightening their vagina/anus at the last minute before you ejaculate. Similar in function to a donkey punch although less violent.
Best used right before you finish and on considerably dorky individuals.
An alternative method is to use your fingers in a double fish hook technique to use your partners own spit.
Best used right before you finish and on considerably dorky individuals.
An alternative method is to use your fingers in a double fish hook technique to use your partners own spit.
That girl Brooke from school is such a dork, she wanted to smash last night so I hit her with the Dorkwad Willy Gripper.
by Player Hating May 20, 2023
by Workshard1234 December 20, 2016
by Doobaloob January 14, 2017
THE smarty pants
by Lebwnsitsbaka February 08, 2019
Girl 1: "dude you're such a willy wisher"
Girl 2: "I don't got a boyfriend, so ya, I am wishin' for a willy"
Girl 2: "I don't got a boyfriend, so ya, I am wishin' for a willy"
by Willy wisher March 24, 2017