Waffle stomp

To Defecate in a Shower cubicle, then proceed to push the excrement down the drain

George was late for work, and he had a decision to make either Relieve himself or have a shower; I thought came to him, why not do both. as he took his fat sloppy shit, while showing he thought to himself, thank God for waffle stomping.

by Charles Montague November 22, 2023

Blue waffle

A google search term that has 2 meanings: actual waffles but with a blue color or a disease that cause blue sort of spots on a private part. It is also a term that was featured in videos titled: "Words that you shouldn't google".

So, I have searched the term "Blue waffle" and I regret my decision...

by Belle's Inactive Twitter December 6, 2019

Babble Waffle

When someone is talking absolute shit. Everything that comes out of their mouth is either nonsense or just false.

Bob is talking absolute babble waffle today. He makes no sense.

by LoopyLiss May 31, 2018

Thot waffle

A dumb coworker thats nothing but a two faced bitch

That bitch is a thot waffle

by Misslinds April 4, 2023

Cunt Waffle

A man that thinks he has a penis but it is not a penis but in fact a waffle that resembles a clit.

This it is a cunt waffle

by Cunt waffle expert February 24, 2018

Bag Waffle

Unnecessary cocaine-influenced chatter. Bag waffle usually takes place in drinking taverns, session constabularies, or on the streets.

"Fuck sake, Joss has started with the bag waffle and it's only half five!"

by bigdolla98 April 16, 2020

Waffle stomp

The nice warm feeling of a big turd being crushed into the shower drain

I just did a waffle stomp right when I got into the shower

by Big balls 97 February 9, 2022