Someone who is very, very sus. The person upon whom the term is being bestowed should be so incredibly sus that there is no return from the susness.
Boy 1: Please put that big brown thing in my hands.
Boy 2: *Throws him the football.*
Boy 3: Boy 1 you are such a sus bus.
Boy 2: *Throws him the football.*
Boy 3: Boy 1 you are such a sus bus.
by RamRancher20 October 4, 2020

Student: Man my bus will arrive in 44 minutes
Friend: really? are you sure let me wait with you
Student: yeah, my buses are never late *waits in the cold*
*44 minutes go by and the bus isn't here*
Student: I am fucking freezing here! it should have came by now
Friend: haha!
Friend: really? are you sure let me wait with you
Student: yeah, my buses are never late *waits in the cold*
*44 minutes go by and the bus isn't here*
Student: I am fucking freezing here! it should have came by now
Friend: haha!
by MrsRelatable December 10, 2021

Jose: I like the canny bus. It gives me the ride of my life.
Suspicious stupid narc: WTF is that?!!!
Jose: Only something you will never know.
Suspicious stupid narc: WTF is that?!!!
Jose: Only something you will never know.
by superbipolar420 December 1, 2015

All of those people who post long, self-riotous actual definitions of derogatory, intimate, or touchy terms.
They destroy the humor by admonishing slang term and disses which are awesome with things we all know already, or will look up in the actual dictionary of needed.
The term is from Urban (or street/slang) (Bus) the vehicle which holds the kids who use most of the terms, and Killer, the teacher on the bus who scolds the kids for the jokes.
They destroy the humor by admonishing slang term and disses which are awesome with things we all know already, or will look up in the actual dictionary of needed.
The term is from Urban (or street/slang) (Bus) the vehicle which holds the kids who use most of the terms, and Killer, the teacher on the bus who scolds the kids for the jokes.
Urban (Bus) Killer: "Fag is a derogatory term used typically by middle schoolers for homosexuals. Homosexuals are not funny or to be talked down about, they are humans like like you and me..." and on for another page.
Me: "Scat eating bitch! *scroll and read next one, "Fag is another term for man who thinks shit is candy and keeps trying to suck on your ass to get some." "Ha, that's a new one."
Me: "Scat eating bitch! *scroll and read next one, "Fag is another term for man who thinks shit is candy and keeps trying to suck on your ass to get some." "Ha, that's a new one."
by FaqBasher January 13, 2022

Smoking a joint (or even cigarette) without tapping the ash off it, resulting in a stick of ash in the smokers hand.
Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.
Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.
Guy 1: *passes a joint after smoking half of it without tapping the ash off*
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?
Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?
Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!
by TreesDontBark May 3, 2018

When you get hit so hard in a sport or in a fight, that when you hit the ground you get paralyzed, causing your arms to get stuck in a driving motion. Almost like your hands are on a wheel, driving a bus.
Tua Tagovalia got hit so hard on Thursday night football, that his bitchass started driving the bus. He was whipping that hoe.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 5, 2023

A sexual concoction that consist of vodka, semen, and whipped cream. Best served chilled in a shot glass.
After we met at the bar, I took her home. I asked her if she would like something to drink. She then asked me if I could make her a Russian school bus. I’ve never heard of such. Yet, the night got even wilder after her explanation. I didn’t have any whipped cream but she was still eager for me to make it.
by YOTYEETslump September 14, 2023
