Simp

Squirrels In My Pants

SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
-Candace Flynn

by Candace Flynn lover February 23, 2020

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 4, 2024

Simp

Simps live up to 20-24 years 🤧. If your simp of a bf/gf is acting up give them a hug because they won’t have long left 🥲

My boyfriend is such a simp, he won’t leave me alone.

by Out Of Mind Out Of Sight June 9, 2022

Simp

A term used to describe someone who is drooling over a certain anime guy.

Person 1: Have you seen the new Genshin Impact character?
Person 2: Yes, omg I simp for him.

by dogfoodpickle09 June 18, 2022

Simp

Someone who will bend over backwards for a love interest knowing that they have zero chance with them, but continue to bend over backwards with false hope that bending over backwards will attain success.

Mark Harris is the world's biggest simp. He is simping hard over Leanna.

by JayV316 May 23, 2022

Simp

Hampus

Hampus är simp

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Simp

A man who buys things for a girl he's never met, namely Matthews.

Guy 1: Why don't you wanna play this game with us
Matt: I'm not feeling like it
Girl 1: Hey matt can you buy this game for me?

Matt: Yeah sure and I'll even throw in a kinky message. uwu
This is an example of a simp.

by FazeClan.MlgNoScoperSwag April 25, 2021