rusty grain silo

A cob job performed by an elderly gentleman, at least 65 years of age.

Shit went down when Mr. Bangojangles gave Steve a rusty grain silo.

by Mararrrr August 20, 2017

rusty barrel

A cougar that hasn't found a man in a while

Oh she a rusty barrel

by Rusty_Barrel October 16, 2017

Rusty Slide Whistle

The Rusty Slide whistle begins with a woman furiously blowing into their male counterparts asshole, while simultaneously tugging his johnson. This act replicates the steps required to play the slide whistle, thus warranting the name.

"Yo, last night Justine busted out the rusty slide whistle, we made some sweet music"

by Matthew Mcconaughey's peepee November 29, 2019

rusty putter

the act of tap-tapping a girl on the cheek with your putter after fucking her on the rag. essential to the rusty putter is the gentle scent of iron wafting off your shaft.

she didn't tell me the red tide was rolling in, so when I finished I gave her the rusty putter.

by Purple Helmeted Yogurt Slinger September 7, 2013

Rusty Gearstick

This is where someone wanks off a man with a handful of shit.

'Xavier went to the D'parys on Friday night and gave his friend Edward a Rusty Gearstick behind the bar during his shift!'

by Dogsnansdog October 19, 2016

Rusty Middletown

When you go down to give head on a man or a woman and there’s poop on the gooch area

Him: Yo idk if this girl knows how to wipe I went to go eat her out and I got my tongue hit a Rusty Middletown
Her: I was blowing Steve and when I went to suck his balls I noticed he had a Rusty Middletown

by Baby giant June 22, 2023

rusty wrench

When a girl lays beneath a guy and gives said guy a rim job while also giving a handy

She gave me a rusty wrench, it was so good i almost shat in her mouth

by Bipolarbear March 19, 2015