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Peter has so much potential to be a great person. He has many interests and is charismatic, but at his core he is a con artist, he poses as a sweet guy who cares about social issues and helps his friends so that they buy into his "nice guy" facade when really he is casting a wide net for his victims to fall into. He preys on young women and gaslights them when they call him out on his bad behavior.
He is a loser with deep-seeded family trauma who instead of going to therapy to better himself, decides to continue a pattern of lies and abuse. He is a serial cheater, an emotional abuser, and likely will end up an absent father since he is incapable of caring about anyone but himself. He denies his flaws, and though he has lost many friends, he keeps the few he has close by continuing his "Im working on my mental health" facade. He takes 0 accountability for his actions and continues to be self-destructive and dragging others into his mess.
He is a loser with deep-seeded family trauma who instead of going to therapy to better himself, decides to continue a pattern of lies and abuse. He is a serial cheater, an emotional abuser, and likely will end up an absent father since he is incapable of caring about anyone but himself. He denies his flaws, and though he has lost many friends, he keeps the few he has close by continuing his "Im working on my mental health" facade. He takes 0 accountability for his actions and continues to be self-destructive and dragging others into his mess.
Guy 1: Peter is such a sicko, he's playing a cruel game.
Guy 2: You can't win a game if no one else knows you're playing. Otherwise he'd be a sore loser.
Guy 2: You can't win a game if no one else knows you're playing. Otherwise he'd be a sore loser.
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