Poo cancer is more commonly referred to as constipation. It is the result of the continuous growth and proliferation of poo cells in the colon and rectum. Sometimes this is also referred to as a butt baby and requires an epidural to pass. President Donald Trump was a butt baby and was passed via his mother's rectum. This is why he is such a piece of shit.
by Do the Stammy Leg February 22, 2020
Tom- Baw them MTX speakers is poo garbage.
Ricky- I know son, them kickers ain't though.
Tom- P.S. so is bazookas.
Ricky- I know son, them kickers ain't though.
Tom- P.S. so is bazookas.
by Dankass poogarbage May 19, 2010
by Sarcasticallyperfectinperfecti June 06, 2020
a household domestic worker with specific duties. in very wealthy homes, children are often assigned nannies for certain tasks, such as dressing, going out, or school. the poo nanny is employed specifically to children being potty trained. her skills ease a child's entry to the world of toilet usage, and good poo nannies are worth every penny they earn.
mater: oh dear, i think we need to arrange for a poo nanny for junior, dear. how else will he become toilet trained?
pater: quite so, quite so, my dear. i'll call the agency first thing in the morning. and now, i must return to the factory and lay off a few dozen workers and transfer their duties to our southeast asian plant.
mater: you're such a capitalist swine!!
pater: that's why you married me, remember?
mater: of course!! i nearly forgot!!
junior: momma poopie panties yucky gooey
mater: oh for christ's sake the little bastard just shit his god-damned pants again!!
pater: oh, take another valium, bitch, and get his ass upstairs to his bathroom!! and change your clothes before you come back downstairs; i don't want you smelling like toddler poop.
pater: quite so, quite so, my dear. i'll call the agency first thing in the morning. and now, i must return to the factory and lay off a few dozen workers and transfer their duties to our southeast asian plant.
mater: you're such a capitalist swine!!
pater: that's why you married me, remember?
mater: of course!! i nearly forgot!!
junior: momma poopie panties yucky gooey
mater: oh for christ's sake the little bastard just shit his god-damned pants again!!
pater: oh, take another valium, bitch, and get his ass upstairs to his bathroom!! and change your clothes before you come back downstairs; i don't want you smelling like toddler poop.
by the one and only earpuller June 17, 2006
This is a sex toy, created by defficating into a condom, then placing it into a freezer until fully frozen. The condom is then removed from the frozen faeces and the object is used as a dildo by the sexually adventurous.
by andyLD February 06, 2009
While walking through the apartment naked, a marble sized poo nut fell from my ass and on to the floor
by Cuppthx1138 August 02, 2003
by brianna July 20, 2004