Mississippi River Pee

The Specific water in the Mississippi River

I love drinking Mississippi River Pee it tastes like raw eggs

by KaiTheCrusader June 25, 2022

Pee-Pee Tucker

An obnoxious homosexual male or transgender being who parades in private or public deriving heavy pleasure in the folding of the penis between the legs. Basically, everyone from San Francisco.

Person 1: Did you hear that Terry in the office is a Pee-Pee Tucker? Like that dude, Buffalo Bill, from that one movie. Dancing in the mirror, all tucked down, listening to Donna Summer and shit.

Person 2: Hell no I didn't hear that! That shit is bunk! Fuck that dude.

by The_Master356 July 28, 2017

Mommy Pee break

The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.

Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"

Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"

Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?

Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."

Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"

Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"

Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

Jacques: ...

by laserswordofdeath +3 November 04, 2017

Mommy Pee break

A Mommy Pee Break is when a mother goes to the loo for a second and the kids decide to use that exact moment to raise all sorts of hell and run amok. Usually ends up in the house being trashed or burned down.

Candice: I just left them for a second and when I came back, all hell was loose! The ADSL cable is unplugged, the flatscreen TV has been demolished, my two year old is covered in cream, my perfume has been thrown down the sink and the dog has been painted green! All in the time it took for me to have a pee!

Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.

Candice: FML

by laserswordofdeath +3 November 04, 2017

long jhon pee pee

The exlamation of the James clan when they lose in tom clancy rainbow 6 siege

you suck long jhon pee pee

by ocfghbvcxdsertgv November 22, 2019

pee wodden

It's the little bit that holds the pee in, keeps you from peeing your pants, except when you're surprised or scared.

"You scared the pee wodden out of me!" my grandmother used to say.

by Prissy Missy December 30, 2010

Ole Pee Pee Hands

An individual who accidentally spills a urine sample on their hands and is so dumb someone has to tell the individual to go wash their hands.

“Did you see Ole Pee Pee Hands trip up the stairs and spill that hot piss all over his hands?”

by Wild turkey 193 April 10, 2019