He is a masive simp for girls (mainly short asians) and plays fortnite religiously. He is a boy with short man syndrome and is sexually attracted to people his height.
by noah_unliker1234 November 14, 2022
Get the noahmug. Nicole: A Noah is a guy who is the incredibly smart dumbass and the gezzer in the class. A guy we would definitly miss so fuckin much and a gezeer that we would never ever forget.
Sam: A Noah has the biggest ass ever its even bigger than adam,s.
Guille: A Noah is are the biggest gezeer in this world but I'm going to miss you. If you're reding this, your bed is very comfy.O yes I almoust forgot(FUCK YOU!!)
Adrian: A chill, matured bastard who is too kind to others and a good teacher for maths, not the most athletic guy I,ve seen tho
Sam: A Noah has the biggest ass ever its even bigger than adam,s.
Guille: A Noah is are the biggest gezeer in this world but I'm going to miss you. If you're reding this, your bed is very comfy.O yes I almoust forgot(FUCK YOU!!)
Adrian: A chill, matured bastard who is too kind to others and a good teacher for maths, not the most athletic guy I,ve seen tho
by Guille gezeer November 23, 2021
Get the Noahmug. That one kid on Xbox who roasts you so hard you can’t be mad at him, he only has one but but he can still duck your bitch
Freind1: yo who’s online
Friend2: only that faggot Noah
Freind1: dude don’t invite him he keeps calling himself my dad after he had sex with my mom
Friend2: only that faggot Noah
Freind1: dude don’t invite him he keeps calling himself my dad after he had sex with my mom
by Cheez-them April 14, 2020
Get the Noahmug. Noah is a great actor and is very posh sometimes. He can get rough and become hurtful. He has a weird sense of humor that is only sometimes funny. He is decent and will support you in any situation you find yourself in.
by people of earth6 June 19, 2021
Get the Noahmug. A sprinter from Florida that rose to prominence in the 200m. Is known for excessive showboating, that some may consider he is even worse than Bolt. Won World champs in 2023. Likes raisin bran crunch, money, and anime.
I think I'm going to double in Paris, but need to take a look in the mirror first because I'm Noah lyles.
by Redbilltherapist96 January 13, 2024
Get the Noah Lylesmug. Noah L is most definitely one of the best people you could meet in your entire life, he has a huge heart (like other things) and a great sense of humour that can have literally anyone laughing in an instant. Noah is an incredible musician with great music taste. He is an absolute gentleman and was raised to be the perfect man. Noah is very respectful towards women and can make his girlfriend feel extremely loved. He swears waaaayyy to much however when he wants to, he can speak very poetically and uses his words to totally sweep people off of their feet. He also has AMAZING muscles. His abs and his biceps could make any girl melt. Not to mention his stunning hair, soft lips and beautiful face. In general, Noah is just hot. Noah's kisses send his girlfriend into an absolute spiral because they are so soft and lovely. If you find a Noah L, you have been ranked successful in my books because he is simply angelic.
by G1709 February 27, 2023
Get the Noah Lmug. by ____.just._.me.____ November 2, 2021
Get the Noah ain’t shitmug.