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Lilou the goat

Lilou the goat is literally the goat of them all, really cool slang for a cool people, thinks she's Asa Mitaka when in reality she's just a bit incel and sad hopeless romantic little silly goofy girl.
"Wow that's Lilou the Goat! literally an incel, but she's so cool tho she's literally Asa Mitaka."
by zephyurius April 11, 2024
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I’d fuck that goat.

When someone suggests trying something new and you’re low key down to get after it, no questions asked.
Friend #1: “We should do a shotski at the top of the double black diamond run.”
Friend #2: “Shirtless.”
Friend #3: “I’d fuck that goat.”
by Turnantur March 23, 2024
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Goats your float

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.
Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."
by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022
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Goat Blast

An euphemism for a foursome consisting of three men and one woman. The term comes from the phrase, “I’m hornier than a three-peckered billy goat”. How does one satisfy said goat? It has a blast with a hornier female goat. Three guys with three peckers and one horny girl is more than group sex, it’s a goat blast. The term was created and first used on the podcast Slacker and The Man.
Dobbs: “What happened last weekend? I heard some of the crew spent the night with that chick with the big boobs. Anybody get lucky?”

The Man: “The three of us did a goat blast with her!”

Dobbs: “I should have been there!”

The Man: “Yeah, you could have held the camera.”
by Mashers69 August 15, 2014
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goat vag

by Filthy mustache November 9, 2017
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Goat pussy

a pussy that has been fucke many times in a day , a girl named Maigan, a female that has no motivation, a female that aspires to do nothing but fuck and smoke weed, sperm bucket, dick port, fuck hole, cum dump,
man man that girl turned out to me nothing but goat pussy, we arrived at the party way to late nothing but goat pussy left , you invited goat pussy to my weeding dude?
by viable February 4, 2017
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salty goat

When your having sex and your woman grabs your goate and spits your cum in your mouth and says behhhh after
Man my woman salty goated me last night it was wonderful
by Saltyreaper April 10, 2024
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