Camerons Mom

A hot milf .no questions asked. id=f you disagree just come out of the closet its obvious

a want to bang Camerons mom

by camerons mom March 14, 2022

Your mom

Your mom is a fucking dick

Dude, your mom!

by RAIL ME HARDER March 5, 2022

Your mom

That fat hoe in the kitchen always taking bites out of your pop-tarts

"Wheres your mom?"
"In the kitchen baken my pop-tarts."
"Can I have a bite?"
"NO!"

by _ThatDonaldTrumpyBoi_ December 17, 2018

ur mom

Basically an comeback, like "no u".

Most jokes including "ur mom" is like;

"Ur mom gay"
"Ur momma so fat that she ________

Person 1: You're so fat.

Person 2: ur mom.

by hm yes August 13, 2020

wiener mom

A funny term to call your mother if she is being annoying haha

Hey mom, you're a wiener mom

by Premistic May 6, 2021

Mom pillow

When it's very cold outside and your mom dresses you in layers.

Me: *waddling to school* Uhhh I feel like a mom pillow.

by Crazy_as_Cora November 16, 2018

Dean's Mom

The classic respected women that turns into a sex demon under the covers, this women comes in all shapes and sizes and refuses to take one cock at a time(3 or more). Deans mom has a track record for fucking big black men so that she can brutalized and abused.

Woah that big juicy ass looks like it belongs to Dean's mom.

by Joseph letova March 31, 2021