Yer mom

A thing you say randomly or as an answer to any and every question

Jimmy - bro this is so cool check it out

Bob- yer mom

James- yo where you want to eat tonight

Jake- yer moms house

by A guy definitely not Michael May 7, 2020

batmans mom

non existence

peter123: batmans mom is non existence

by klauswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww April 26, 2022

your mom

the term "your mom" is usually used for your mom jokes. and is basically used for shitpost.

John: Hey bro, wanna know what i did?
Bill: what?
John: Your mom!!!! XDDDD
Bill: god dammit john.

by CohenKS May 8, 2021

Your mom

Gay

A human being:your mom is gay
Someone with a mother that is not gay:no u

by JacrispyFriedChicken July 2, 2018

Your mom

That fat hoe in the kitchen always taking bites out of your pop-tarts

"Wheres your mom?"
"In the kitchen baken my pop-tarts."
"Can I have a bite?"
"NO!"

by _ThatDonaldTrumpyBoi_ December 17, 2018

Your Mom

An incredibly attractive woman. She turns heads when she walks in a room, and her ass is so fat it make people tear up. ;-;

"Your mom is so hot"
"ikr"

by An account June 3, 2022

Your mom

A. the person who raised you

B. The person who left you on the door step of the orphanage

C. My drug dealer

D. The most clevor come back of all time...(sarcasm)

Can you ask your mom if she has my cocaine that I need to buy

by The old lady at the orphanage February 10, 2014