The Mexican Bulldog is a sexual position in which the male is in a crouched position with knees bent and leaning forward. The male hovers over the female who is lying in the prone position. The male must be wearing a sombrero and at the moment of climax yells "Aye Aye Aye!"
Edgar and Jessica had so much fun doing the Mexican Bulldog on their honeymoon that it's now their sexual position of choice.
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Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."
Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."
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