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July 17

July 17 is the day you ask your crush to be yours forever by giving them something.
Friend 1: Hey! it's July 17 already!
Friend 2: Snap! I've got to ask my crush out!
Friend 2: Remember to give her something!
by DryWater July 16, 2022
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July 4th

The day everyone’s favourite slurp blessed this world for the first time. Happy birthday u grapey bitch xx
Wow it’s July 4th, that’s my favourite persons birthday.
by 👾🐌🫘 June 11, 2023
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4 July

Also known in another universe as “let’s punch people with cutesy names infinite times till they’re injured” day.
The person getting punched will keep telling you to stop over and over again until you finally realize that you’ve hurt their feelings.
It’s funny to most people but bullying and disrespectful to some who think childish people (including over 18s) should be respected.
Can be done with people whose names are Tommy, Edie, Quinn, Tia, etc.
Braylee: *whistles in the street*
*3 people come with clenched fists*
Braylee: huh?
3 people in unison: HELLO, SOMEONE TOLD US YOUR NAME IS BRAYLEE AND YOU ARE SO DAMN CHILDISH, RIGHT? IF YOU FOUND US HERE, WE’RE GONNA PUNCH YOU BECAUSE IT’S PUNCHING PEOPLE WITH CUTESY NAMES UNTIL YOU’RE INJURED IN A LOOP DAY. TODAY IS 4 JULY 2025.
Braylee: because I’m 15 and have a cute name and… …I’m hyperactive?
Person 1: YES. AND AS WE SAID, IT WILL NEVER END
Braylee: What? NO, please do not do this, or I’ll call my uncle…
Person 2: WE’RE GONNA DO IT EVEN IF YOU TELL YOUR UNCLE ON US.
*the three people started punching her repeatedly*
Braylee: STOOOOOOP, STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP YOU’RE HURTING ME, THIS IS NOT FUNNY! THIS IS JUST BULLYING A INNOCENT ENERGETIC PERSON!!
*the three people laugh anyways as they beat her to a pulp even though until she called her uncle*
by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025
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July 27th

National send him 10 freakiest videos and 10 freakiest pictures day

Make his day and blow his mind
On july 27th Send the freaky shit
by Nationalcouplesday July 26, 2022
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July 9

Show off your best friends day❤️ .
You got a bad friend? Show that mf off ✨
Just show your bestie boos!

July 9- Show off your bestfriends day

“Yo broah! It’s July 9! Let me post you.”
by Jacamel W. July 9, 2022
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July 11

the day that boys have to simp for girls real hard.
cj: u are so perfect, even when its not July 11
kate: I know simp.
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE July 10, 2021
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juli and london

The cutest Silliest people alive And they are so silly They are the best....hashtag JULI AND LONDON!!! forEVA
juli and london are so SILLY!!
by sillygirlsyndrome February 28, 2023
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