January 4th

The Day Kami leaves The Family discord server but only for one day, truly a great day

"Its January 4th, we did it boys, racism is no more"

by Niko Niko Nii January 4, 2021

8th of January

January 8th is a day for adequate sleep. Take this time to catch up on missed sleep from hanging out with insomniacs.

Person 1: LET’S STAY UP ALL NIGHT!
Person 2: Nah I’m good, it’s the 8th of January. Sleepy time.
Person 1: What the flip.

by WhipNaeNaeNigga January 7, 2025

January 6

One of the darkest days in human history, according to Democrats - some would argue that it rivals the Holocaust in its gravity. Democracy, as we know it, was nearly brought to its knees by the violent unarmed "insurrectionists." Each year, the anniversary demands a moment of silence and you must suspend all essential activities in remembrance of the preservation of democracy , lest you risk offending the Democrats.

Mike (Republican): hey, so sorry for your mom's passing. I heard your mom's funeral is next week. When is it? I will leave that day open so I can attend it

Jim (Democrat): well... It's not decided yet. The thing is .. the only available date was on Jan 6.....

Bart (another Democrat): Jan 6?!?! I know it's your mom but... I dunno man, you can't be doing that... It's January 6!!!

Mike: what's wrong with Jan 6? It's just another Wednesday.

*Later that evening, Mike is arrested for treason*

by ThePunisher312 January 26, 2025

January 5

Be a furry day, on this day you MUST become a furry, no matter who you are, get a fursona, communicate as a furry, put yourself a furry attribute

" Hewwwo, good morning, it's January 5, UwU "

by theD1ng0 January 4, 2022

January 7 2004

the day that only the most elite of human-kind are birthed.

yo, you were born on January 7 2004? damn dog you probably fly as fuck

by ramenhut69 April 28, 2020

13 january

It is a national downgrade day on this day girls cheat on their loyal boyfriends and downgrade themselves to become maid

Girl cheated on her bf on 13 january with chpari ultra pro max drunk piss of shit who is going to become future airport for his kids.

by spmsuic2002 March 17, 2025

January 30

International Loving Yang Xiao Long Day

On January 30th every living being in the world has the obligation to love Yang Xiao Long.

by bmblbisreal October 14, 2019