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ball sack heart attack

An exclamation that expresses a generalized intensity, usually, but not necessarily, negative in nature.

Very similar in usage to "fucking A," but with a slightly more negative and sexual connotation.
"Joe, I'm breaking up with you."

"Ball sack heart attack!"
by Joel A. October 28, 2007
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saggy stinky scrotum sack

Pretty much self explanatory but it’s a derogatory name to call a guy who is an ass.
He’s such a saggy stinky scrotum sack!
by Jen Daisy March 13, 2022
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mexican sack lunch

The mexican sack lunch is making use of your condoms in more ways then one. After ejaculating in a proflactic during anal penetracion tie it off carefully so not to spill. Take the tied up condom and give it to a friend so they may savor the love at another date. No refridgeration nessesary.
Hey dude, are you gonna finish that mexican sack lunch?
by Cory Komasa January 23, 2007
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Split Sack Eye-Mask

verb, noun:
1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.

Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.

Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.
"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."
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hit the sack... and then go to bed

A declaration used in parting from company when one is about to retire for the evening to sleep, but not before masturbating.

In delivery, there should be a slight pause between "sack" and "and" to emphasize that what was implied by the first statement was not what was actually intended.
Me: Well, guys... I oughta be getting along. Time to hit the sack... and then... go to bed.

My Company: (moment of dawning... laughs and jeers)
by J Monty Rivers December 26, 2003
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dumber than a sack of rocks

A Southern idiom for someone who is beyond stupid.
Dave: I tell you Bobby is dumber that a sack of rocks.
Laura: Why?
Dave: I asked him to meet me outside the movie theater, and asked inside or outside.
Example2:
Clerk: Your total is $10.05 Do you have a nickel?
Bobby: No, only 5 pennies.
Clerk: You are dumber than a sack of rocks.
by fml November 19, 2007
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a sack of dented bells

an insult or derogatory phrase used in reference to someone or something that is distasteful in appearance
Jesus, that girl has got a face like a sack of dented bells!

She looked good in the club, but that whore had a pussy like a sack of dented bells.
by John456 December 30, 2007
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