masturbation-fueled car

Describing the, "Masturbation-fueled car" is very simple. Designed in the future seeing how the world was corrupted by computers/video games, the common male couldn't get, "Laid." So, GM(General Motors} created the, "Masturbation-fueled car." Also known as the, "MFC" To help the common loser, geek, nerd, and loner. Soon to be created by the makers of the, "MFC."

The MF Powered Motorcycle
The MF Powered Lawn Mower
The MF Powered Truck
The MF Powered Air Plane (to prevent terrorist attacks)
The MF Powered Boat
The MF Powered Water Jet
The MF Powered Gym Shoes

The MF Corperation

Slogan

"Traveling 0-50 with a stiffy"

by Sayitlikeit_is September 11, 2004

Car Enthusiast

Someone that knows little to nothing about cars. Doesn't mind making fun of himself when a question about cars comes up.

Say it slow to emphasise the sarcasm.

Alex: Hey what kind of engine does the Lexus RC have?

Zorair: It has quad vtec swagmoney.

Alex: You're such a "car enthusiast"

by Zorro96 November 16, 2015

Party Car

(PARTYCAR) - A secret code for the LYFT app that gives new users up to $50 in free ride credit.

I just downloaded LYFT and typed Party car in the payment section and they drove me home for free!

by DTRob March 17, 2016

car hoe.

one who pretends to be interested in the same topics as everyone else just to be included in a group

no example cause i'm lazy

by booger December 2, 2003

Electric Car Bomb

Finals Study drink: when one takes a bottle of vault and puts it in a mug, then drops in a shot glass full of 5 hour energy and chugs.

Person 1: Fack! I have 7 finals tomorrow and NOBODY has any adderall left!

Person 2: easy chief! try an Electric Car Bomb. that shit will stop your heart!

by SunDevil414 December 7, 2009

California Car-bomb

A non-alcoholic drink composed of the following:

4 Parts Arnold Palmer Tea
1 Part Organic Honey infused with Hashwax

Dude A: What did you say this was
Dude 2: It's a California Car-Bomb!

30 minutes later:

Dude A: I think i just defecated myself.
Dude 2: Most unparliamentary behavior Rutherford.

by A CALiFUCKiNFORNiAN April 29, 2011

Kenyan Car wash

When a man squats over a woman or a goat and has massive explosive diarrhea on her face. he then proceeds to use his cock to hose off her face.

" bob you want to come over to my house and give my goat a kenyan car wash"

"Sure, does your mom want one too"

" of course!"

by bob the builder199191 August 21, 2009