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ball fetish

Person that has a weird obsession for balls.
-Nazebra has a fetish for balls.
-Why does Nazebra have a ball fetish.
by kittychicha June 7, 2021
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Skee-ball

Skee-ball is similar to a jerk circle but there is one male participant and the remaining participants are female. This can also be referred as "A Shooting Range".
Jimmy played Skee-ball with Sally, Ann, and Beth.
by Exh!bit June 29, 2018
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Shoe Balls

Shoe Balls are similar to blue balls. One gets shoe balls by shopping for amazing shoes but not actually making a purchase. The shoe balls condition can be compounded by trying on shoes in the store, thus realizing how much pleasure the shoes can bring you if you were to buy them, but ultimately not bringing any shoes home due to time or budget constraints. The shoes act as a major tease and can actually leave an aching in one's heart and soul, and potentially even one's crotch (depending on the severity of the shoe addiction and the price/sexiness of the shoes).
Lindsay visited the Stuart Weitzman shoe store on Fifth Avenue, then went to the shoe floor at Saks, but didn't purchase anything. She left with a major case of shoe balls.
by LindsayM November 4, 2011
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Ball-Jackhammeritous

The tendency to bounce on one's own balls with their butt at the speed of a jackhammer.
Me: WOOOHOOOOHOoHOOHooO
Peter: Whats wrong with him?
John: He's got Ball-Jackhammeritous, he can't help it.
by Awesome_Sauce01 March 2, 2022
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Ball Dragger

A person who rides waves on a sponge board, dragging his nut sack across the face of the wave as he annoyingly gets in the way of a surfer.
1.) Don't be a Ball Dragger, sponges belong in the kitchen.

2.) Get out of the water you Ball Dragger, no kooks allowed!
by surfgod3000 September 23, 2016
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Ligma Balls

Ligma Balls is a disease that can be contracted from big ball chickens. It only happens in the balls and can cause ball cancer, ball destruction, and cutoff to get women. The only way to cure the Ligma Balls disease, is for someone to lick the infectee's balls.
by DarkFeind August 18, 2023
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weekend balls

Wee-k-eh-N-D B-awl-L-s ; Weekend Balls is a common cause and effect of a hard week where once the weekend comes, the subject (person with balls) wants to relax and doesn't shower for the entire weekend and the resulting smell of their nether regions can only be described as "Weekend Balls".
OH MY GOD, bae, I just got a strong wiff of your weekend balls. PLEASE SHOWER.
by Weekend Balls June 15, 2020
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