banana farm

Radically stupid thing, event or person.

Do you know anyone that banana farms? No .. right? Think about it, there are big friggin spiders in the banana trees that show up at the supermarket carried in the fruit boxes that kill your ass in the produce isle. On the farm you gotta swing around in trees with a machete and lop off 200 pound banana bunches dropping them to the ground, smashing your farming buddy. It's ridiculous, but mostly "banana" is a funny word, like "banjo."

That chick is a total "banana farm."

They're "banana farming" the game.

by Helix Helix June 26, 2009

Banana Slugs

To be falling in love with someone to catch feelings

Our code word to know if one of us were falling in love was banana slugs so when she played piano I replied with “banana slugs”

by Yikes yikes May 29, 2018

Banana Cum

If you touch mushed up bananas you can get pregnant..
BEWARE!!! My friend touch it and shes 4 months pregnant

My mom also touched it and she has aids

Banana cum makes me preggers

by Bananaladies December 5, 2018

banana popsicle

doing well in a class or getting an A. meant to be used as an innuendo to confuse and or annoy others.

Bloop: Mr. Xavier gave me a banana popsicle
Ploob: Ooooooh that's the best

by blehemoth August 1, 2013

Banana Ben

Take a shit inside your mouth and suck on your dick at the same time. After about 5 minutes you will be able to bleed out of your anus without trying.

Why don't I give you a banana BEN! omgf liek kthxpls. liek pwnt!!1 wholyyy sheit niggg thx j00. kthxbye

by NIG SHIT January 11, 2005

banana hammock

*not for sleeping in*

a male garment used to hold the "hardboys"

Crap, this banana hammock is riding up my ass.

by matty matt matt January 12, 2007

banana split

When you fucking a girl on her period, make a bloody mess, pull out, start titty fuckiner her, cum in her face, and then shit on here stomach creating a banana split.

It took me a couple seconds to shit on her but I made my banana split.

by Jimbostank May 13, 2006