oral spa day

When you take a scalding hot shower, while enjoying a can of ice cold Sprite.

It was cold outside and I needed to recharge, so I took an oral spa day.

by Grandest Pappy January 8, 2025

National Woman Beer Day

NATIONAL WOMAN BEER DAY. January 10th (or everyday why not) woman beer is like idfk like fruity drink but not a cocktail yk? like a smirnoff ice or like pink lemonade jack daniel. woman beer. only women can drink woman beer save the nasty shit for men.

friend #1: i am SO thirsty but beer taste like hot steamy piss, cocktails are WAY too strong
friend #2: sounds like you need a nice tall cold WOMAN BEER.
friend#1: that sounds great!!! I heard today is National Woman Beer Day too!
friend #2: YURP! today we drink all the woman beer we can, happy woman beer day everyone and to all a goodnight.

by B1gT1ll3r January 8, 2025

National Woman Beer Day

celebrated the second friday of january, DRINK A WOMAN BEER. only women can have woman beer, woman beer is like not beer but not a cocktail yk. like smirnoff ice something fruity. if you like real beer youre nasty as hell. piss drinkers. To celebrate sing America the Beautiful and drink everytime a word that starts with “A” is sung. If you are a man you cannot participate in this holiday unless given permission.

friend #1: GAH I AM THIRSTY!!!!! WHAT DAY IS IT???!?!?
friend #2: GOOD FOR YOU! it’s National Woman Beer Day, here’s a pink lemonade jack daniel’s!
friend #1 and #2 then sing America the Beautiful together with woman beers in hand.

by B1gT1ll3r January 8, 2025

Hot pink pants day

June 15th is National Hot Pink Pants Day

BOBBIE wore his sister's pants on National Hot Pink Pants Day in June

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 9, 2025

Brian day

A day in which you celebrate tranquility, peace, loving, and the communion of the human race becoming one eternal being by the grace of Brian

Have you heard January 9th is Brian day.

Yeah, I love Brian day me and my family love him

by The prophteer January 9, 2025

Kiss Nova day

On this day, 01/10, you must kiss anyone named 'Nova'.

-OH! Looks like it's Kiss Nova Day. Time to kiss you, Nova.
-NO

by super duper evil guy January 10, 2025

Female Bitch Awareness day

On the 11th of January, become aware of your female friends. While they may seem like friends, there's a chance they won't be a true friend, but a bitch.

Hey, dude, it's female bitch awareness day. You may want to watch out for that girl in your friend group.

by LunarEclipse28x January 10, 2025