Molten lava dick

The ultimate trap for big women on tinder step one by a molten lava chocolate cake from Chili’s to go step to invite a big woman from Tinder step three stick a dick in Cake step for let her enjoy

Hey bro I had this fat bitch come over and she enjoyed this molten lava dick

by Cheeseburger 6969420 August 9, 2021

National Grab Dick Month

Only in the month of September you can grab only 1 guys dick, so make sure it's someone you think has a shlong on them, cause for the month you can grab there junk with no remorse!

Katie: Hey David! It's National Grab Dick Month!!! *grabs dick*
David: Ughh I have to go through with this for the whole month of September!?

by mishter August 29, 2021

National Grab Dick Month

Hey ladies, it's your lucky month, for the whole month of September you can grab dick! but it has to be one person for the whole month though, so I hope it's someone who wouldn't mind!

Katie: John, it's National Grab Dick Month! My favorite!! *grabs dick*
John: of course I had to be soft at this moment

by mishter August 29, 2021

National Grab Dick Day

September 2nd is a day where the females and only the females can grab ur dick so cover it up.

Me:What day is it
Her:National grab dick day

by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021

Iz's Dick

fucking tiny, it's smaller than your IQ, 100% made of air because it's non existent, smaller than an atom. Smaller than a tictac, it's microscopic, it's miniature; smaller than grandpa pigs train, it's so small that even the itty bitty dicky committee rejected him, I feel like it's so tiny that the bump women with vaginal cancer have on their poosi is bigger than his dick. It's literally fucking insignificant.

Person A: I can't see it, it's so small..
Person B: It's not as small as Iz's dick though.
Person A: Iz has a dick?? I thought Iz was a woman :O

by FezisPluto September 7, 2021

HELD OVER AS A DICK

You want to SUCK A DICK so badly in the LEGAL like a movie that is EXCELLENT which they continue to show despite it's planned showing time is suppose to end.

No matter how much I COAX and WHEEDLE , DICK I am I cannot as I am HELD OVER AS A DICK and I cannot get any BLOW JOBS anywhere to perform but hey the bright side is at least I know I am not the only one that has a virtually non existent quite small FELLATIO RATIO.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 11, 2021

Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick

The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.

(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)

Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.

by Oscape September 21, 2021