International Explain-Joke day

On May 21, you can use any random fake shit you find on Urban Dictionary and sent it to someone as a joke. On May 22, you must explain the joke and the reason why you sent the Urban Dictionary definition.

*May 21*
Mark: Hey Lisa! It's national get a girlfriend day! Look at this screenshot from Urban Dictionary!

Lisa: Um.. I'm lesbian. I thought you knew that.

*May 22*
Lisa: Oh I get what you said yesterday! It's International Explain-Joke Day! This is the part where you explain that yesterday was a joke right? Thank god, I'm literally fucking lesbian you dumbass.

by overweightmilf May 21, 2021

Give your gf a sweatshirt day

On may 22 it is give your gf a sweatshirt day. Even if you just started your relationship.

Give your gf a sweatshirt day. Give it to her Ik she wants it.

by anonymous May 21, 2021

National Send Nudes Day

On May 22th is the second annual Send Nudes Day. On this everyone u ask has to send u nudes. It was introduced in 2010 by the man Jospeh “Josh“ Muller.

Person 1: Can U send me nudes its national Send Nudes Day

Person 2: sends nude

by user2737383848 May 22, 2021

Next Day Crispy

Cool, good, delicious, fresh, better than expected. Like when fried food stays crispy til the next day, it’s unexpected and delicious.

Oh man that shit was next day crispy.

by Jakesh200 May 22, 2021

National Thigh Pic Day

National Thigh Pic Day is May 23 on this day you must send a thigh pic

Oh look its National Thigh Pic Day

by fluidphobia May 22, 2021

National boyfriend day

may 23 -The day where you appreciate your boyfriend and show them so much love

Why did you buy me all this stuff

You didn't know it's national boyfriend day

by Bestiebrosis May 22, 2021

Valentine's day denier

A person who is single on valentine's day and complains about it on twitter all day. They often claim that valentine's day is just a way for chocolate and greeting card companies to get money, not knowing that the practice has been around for 600 years. Because of their attitude, they will remain single the rest of their lives.

J: so how's it going for k?
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.

by Local_eldritch_gryphon May 22, 2021