dirty pabsmir

Pabs Blue Ribbon hard coffee with a double shot of vanilla Smirnoff.

Damn Jerry, I had so many dirty pabsmirs last night that I scheduled a actual Pap smear for my asshole on Monday!

by BigBennyBoy December 15, 2020

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Dirty Inda

by WockyDoof February 28, 2024

Dirty Devin

When you and your football coach husband agree to fucking with a strap on

Dayum Jeff that was such a well coached game! Wanna go into the bedroom and hit a dirty Devin?

by Thicc Nigga Erik March 1, 2024

Dirty Arnulfo

A sex act where a man sticks his penis inside an obese man’s bellybutton, using fecal matter as lubricant.

Gage: I received a Dirty Arnulfo from Joseph last night!
Jonathan: Nice! Can he give me one as well?

by CharlieWendigo April 23, 2024

Dirty Gil

Man, preferably that goes by the name Gil or Gilbert, who has no shame for how dirty he is. He would Demand that his significant other to go down on him while taking a dump and then after still make her go down on him with hole #2.

You walk into the public restroom at a bar and you hear a women screaming Hercules! Hercules! Person #1 ' Wow there must be someone getting down in there.' Person #2 ' Yeah that guy sounds like a Dirty Gil.'

by scumbag14 January 7, 2024

Dirty Jerfy

When you collect your used toilet paper for 2 weeks and then cover yourself in them like postit notes and have sex with a partner (normally male)

Jerfy: I spent weeks collecting my pile of toilet paper!!
Meghan: Wow, are you doing a Dirty Jerfy tonight?

by maskedmagician August 30, 2023

Extra Dirty Dallas

An Extra Dirty Dallas is when a girl gives you a blowjob with a mouthful of tobacco dip and barbeque sauce

Billybob: damn Gator I can't believe Darlene gave you an Extra Dirty Dallas!!

Gator: I can't believe Darlene knew what an Extra Dirty Dallas was!! my dick's been hurting for weeks

by The_gigolo_with_the_most_below October 27, 2020