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Dick’s Sporting Goods

1. A retail store that specializes in selling sporting goods such as Golf Clubs, Basketball Goals, Kayaks, Tents, Sneakers and practically anything that relates to sports.

2. A retail store that has a very weird wording to people that lead to harassment to the store.
1. “Babe I need new golf clubs Iam gonna head to Dick’s Sporting Goods!”
2.”Iam gonna go to dicks!” “You mean the store that sells dildos you gay ass?” “No stupid the sporting store!”
by Sasuke!!!!!!! June 12, 2021
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cold dicking

A situation in which you are forced to cold call hours on end without pay other than commission.
i was cold dicking so hard today.
by Alizee<3er August 31, 2013
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Sofa Dick

The condition in which the neurovascular and muscle tissues of the male sexual organ become atrophied resulting in decreased penile length and girth. Traditionally seen in middle aged overweight males after getting married.
That Priest definitely had sofa dick when he decided to leave the monastery.
by Biden’sSBPayUp$$$ October 29, 2021
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dick rider

omg she is such a dick rider
by bahdestbitch June 1, 2018
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dick

"ugh why is he being suck a dick to you"
by he is a bastard June 10, 2020
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Small Dick Energy

When a narcissistic male demonstrates an inflated ego (often involves aggressive, anti-social behaviour) in a self-unaware attempt to 'prove' himself to be a badass alpha male - whilst at the same time extremely sensitive to even the mildest criticism.

In typical narcissist fashion, they feel the arbitrary need to dominate others in even the most trivial debates, and their Achilles' heel is basically anything that deprives them from their I'm-right-all-the-time mindset, and will stop at nothing to bully their enemies to 'reclaim' their manliness.
I can't stand Derek. It must take some serious small dick energy for him to not know how insecure he looks when he bullies others online.
by Unknown997 March 1, 2024
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dick thirty

the act of putting your dick around your wrist as if it was a watch.
dude: "hey what time is it?"

guy: (pulls a dick thirty) "its dick thirty!!"
by dudes you can trust August 22, 2008
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