I think my leg is broken

And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.

Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.

by Zema'am January 21, 2021

my ball

Claiming possession of said girl/guy

Alex: aye bro you know her?

You: yea that’s my ball

by Jugg1n May 27, 2025

Water In My Throat

The feeling of getting chocked up by something surprising or the sight of someone of someone you love and you can't believe that person is yours.

When I saw my girlfriend I had Water In My Throat by how gorgeous she was.

by WaterBoyID April 12, 2025

My Brian

A misspelling of "My brain". Typically used in shitty kahoots that you play with your friends in 6th fucking grade.

Do you want to play my brian kahoot?

by FAUBCOK December 11, 2024

my purse

Describing someone's "personals," or something they find personal or unique to them.

Watching football on Sundays is my purse.

by I'm The Shit May 14, 2006

upon my soul

an exclamation of surprise.

"Upon my soul, that was the most delicious cake I have ever tasted!"

by Arminkshipper May 3, 2025

raid my cupboard

Stealing your friends load when he's trying to give his girlfriend a facial during a threesome involving you.

I was about to give her a nice pearl necklace during our three way, but my friend tried to raid my cupboard for himself.

by NasT4U May 23, 2023