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Mersh Dick

This inflammation on the head of the penis is accompanied by redness, swelling, a rash, pain and discharge with a strong odor. It may be caused by poor hygiene, an infection or an allergic reaction to soap, detergent or other products.
I was gonna go down on him but then I smelled his crotch and I was like 'this motherfucker got Mersh Dick'
by Counter Royal February 27, 2023
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Dick~nipple

Tip of the penis with slightly different skin tone and usually separated by skin ring marking the tip of penis to where the shaft starts. Usually more sensitive then rest of the penis.
Michael zipped his over sized dick~nipple in his zipper.
by SuperDicker March 14, 2023
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Dick Punt

Essentially if you dont want a long term relationship with a girl so you give her the worst dick ever. As a result she doesnt text you back and you can go about your lives.
I gave this girl the dick, but I dick punted and moved on, and so did she.
by Sal1212 October 28, 2019
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Shaky Dick

The first time a dick sees a pussy pussy it shakes wildly, resulting in premature ejaculation premature ejaculation.
Girl: "Are you ready?"
*Girl spreads her legs*
Boy: "OH FUCK YE.... Shit!"
Black guy climbing in from window: "Shit boy. He's got a serious Shaky Dick
by Jack D Chicken December 6, 2015
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Dick

by Yourmumismydad August 18, 2019
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Dick boofin

When one takes a dick in the anus
Gary and Stan went to go dick boofin
by Asieface October 8, 2020
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machine gun dick

Yo, that machine gun dick is like 20 inches!
by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018
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