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Dick smugglers

A Dick Smuggler is a Transgender male who is falsely presenting himself off as a real Woman to straight intoxicated males in hopes of pursuing sexual activities with his intoxicated target without being caught. Doing things like performing oral sex or anal Activities in dark or shaded rooms. With Heavily intoxicated Men.
Man I just found out last night after leaving the bar drunk asf I ended up going back to the Telly with some Dick Smugglers bruh!! They smuggled dick into my car then into my room and I didn’t even peep it bruh I’m done drinking on GOD!!
by LewDGreat January 5, 2021
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You just need some dick

A women that don’t act right so her boyfriend day u just need some dick
Girl:daddy I fucking hate you
Boy:you just need some dick
by Thxt.ho33.ari April 22, 2022
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Tender Dick

A hoe ass yn whos extremely in love with an woman
That nigga osama is literally so tender dick over ole girl
by TOTEFULLYSSS August 3, 2023
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Cold dick

The act of freezing one's genitalia so they can give a human an Alaskan pipeline.
"I came home today and I was crying because I wanted cold dick so bad."
by drewtocci May 29, 2018
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dick too good

DTG is having Pennis soo good you genuinely scare girls away after sex
Yeah I was diagnosed wit dick too good since I was 16
by Mannyyy3x August 5, 2025
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Brokeback Dick

Dick so good you just don't know how to quit it.

Generally this dick belongs to a fuckboi, situanship, side peice, or the emotionally unavailable.

Sexual chemistry is bomb and it fits jusssst right.

It bringith you ye multiple quakes of ye nethers.

Best experienced in reverse cow girl/boy.
"Girll he's my brokeback dick. Shits too good I just can't quit it."
by Sadiescandalous November 27, 2023
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