A Dick Smuggler is a Transgender male who is falsely presenting himself off as a real Woman to straight intoxicated males in hopes of pursuing sexual activities with his intoxicated target without being caught. Doing things like performing oral sex or anal Activities in dark or shaded rooms. With Heavily intoxicated Men.
Man I just found out last night after leaving the bar drunk asf I ended up going back to the Telly with some Dick Smugglers bruh!! They smuggled dick into my car then into my room and I didn’t even peep it bruh I’m done drinking on GOD!!
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Generally this dick belongs to a fuckboi, situanship, side peice, or the emotionally unavailable.
Sexual chemistry is bomb and it fits jusssst right.
It bringith you ye multiple quakes of ye nethers.
Best experienced in reverse cow girl/boy.
Generally this dick belongs to a fuckboi, situanship, side peice, or the emotionally unavailable.
Sexual chemistry is bomb and it fits jusssst right.
It bringith you ye multiple quakes of ye nethers.
Best experienced in reverse cow girl/boy.
by Sadiescandalous November 27, 2023
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