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the smallest man who ever lived

The smallest man who ever lived?
a song wrote by Taylor swift that is surely about Nathan Cronin
H’s ex boyfriend
“Hey you listened to Taylor swift’s new song called the smallest who ever lived?”
“yeah it has to be about Nathan Cronin right!?”
“Yeah the smallest man who ever lived has got to be about him”
by fatmonkey stinks May 1, 2024
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Ha! It's hilarious that this is the topic because (believe it or not) I was going post this exact thing today but I fell asleep. That's hilarious! Damn... This is way less good now... Damn! Really! I was really thinking about this all night at work! Fuck me... I can't believe I dropped the ball on this one! It would have looked so cool because I totally would have preempted you thing. It would have looked like I have the ability to know the unknown again. Fuck!
Idiota "YoU sHoUlD kNoW wHo YoUr AuDiEnCe Is!"

Hym "I don't give a single fuck about who my audience is! I was ambivalent about it. (In the same way you were ambivalent about the outcome of my life) I don't care. This is intended to be REGARDLESS of who's listening. Like a soliloquy. 🫷😒 (The Jews don't like that I commited Fagan). But seriously... You're angry I fucked up your indoctrination! That's hilarious!

Idiota "If only we could indoctrinate the children right! Then everything would be great forever! I want them to think things they no longer think!"

Hym "Well... I guess it sucks to be you. Nobody want to exist with your indoctrinated fuck trophies. You been indoctrinating them wrong for millenia. Never once has it worked. It lead to THIS. Your need for ideological control is a repugnant miasma that I refuse to wade through. And that retarded bitch shouldn't have been stalking me. Someone should have told the truth sooner. You have no one to blame but yourselves. So, fuck you and your kids. Here. 🖕 Here's that. You can have it. Oh! And here's one for your kids 🖕. There. Now you both have one."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2023
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Who is the biggest vibe in nyc

Erica Barstein - a girl who brings the vibe with her.
Who is the biggest vibe in nyc, obviously Erica Barstein. Duh.
by bladelilyb December 10, 2021
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who tf asked

whenever someone walks up to you and says “I just got free ice creamyou say “who tf asked”
Angela: I got free ice cream!

Dan: who tf asked
by sussy dictionary man May 30, 2022
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Who

Lives in Chicago, ILLINOIS, USA? And why is my Galaxy A13, Android location showing up in Chicago?
Hym "I mean, this IS my number and I'm currently on 4G but why is it showing that I am in Chicago, Illinois? Mysterious. Probably has something to do with the malware the Spectrum picked up on their side of my internet. So, the YouTube shit-stains need to tell me where they are going to view my live screen OOOOOR I need to murder a child. And there is no third option. One of these 2 things will happen. So who wants to save a child?"
by Hym Iam July 15, 2025
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Who's Drinkin'

A term asked when someone suspects alcohol is being consumed.
Who's Drinkin'?
by dct1190 December 5, 2010
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