two hands on the wheel

To masturbate two guys at the same time, with one penis in each hand.

Dude, you see that chick at the party last night? She had two hands on the wheel.

by mangang nappo August 17, 2012

two finger pussy

More insulting than just a pussy, 2 finger pussy is 2nd stage pussy, after you've poked the pussy once, you step it up to 2nd"

yo that guy jonathan is a Two finger pussy

by injurious July 8, 2006

It takes two to tango

From a popular song by Pearl Bailey in the early 1950's.
A dishonest, shady person, or scam artist who has found his mate, who complements each other's undesireable behaviour.

Don't blame him only for cheating the old woman out of her money, his wife helped. It takes two to tango.

by Martin Lizerbram May 13, 2005

Tim Buck Two

when a girl is getting fucked in the ass and another girl is eating out the man's asshole while fingering her own

Sally's asshole is still throbbing after that Tim Buck Two last night

by cit October 29, 2006

two peas in a pod

wudgie & budgie

valentine's dae baes 4 ever like two peas in a pod

by frogprince17 February 13, 2017

my two cents

Meaning

"I have just thrown in my opinion on racism/abortion/gun control/women's rights, there is a good chance you think it is biased, so when you tear it apart, please be kind, and don't go OTT, please!"

I'm pro life and choose to kill abortion doctors to save the lives of kids, so their mothers can hate and beat them. I think abortion is bad. That is my two cents.*

*Edited for clarity and conciseness.

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

two dozen

(def. noun)the minimum number of times you should have sex with a partner before you decide it isn't good sex.See Ruthie

Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).

by Jake January 14, 2004