Two-Pound Euro

A €2 coin, a throw back to the good old monetary system in Ireland, and then those european german/frog/belgian waffle cunts changed it all, replacing everything with coins. Coins for fuckin everything, and all of them the same fuckin size.
Do you have any two-pound euros
by Slim November 15, 2004
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Zero Two#3476

Lord and savior of discord
unity boi
Ping him @Zero Two#3476
by Zero Two#3476 October 23, 2018
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two finger pussy

More insulting than just a pussy, 2 finger pussy is 2nd stage pussy, after you've poked the pussy once, you step it up to 2nd"
by injurious July 08, 2006
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It takes two to tango

From a popular song by Pearl Bailey in the early 1950's.
A dishonest, shady person, or scam artist who has found his mate, who complements each other's undesireable behaviour.
Don't blame him only for cheating the old woman out of her money, his wife helped. It takes two to tango.
by Martin Lizerbram March 30, 2005
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Tim Buck Two

when a girl is getting fucked in the ass and another girl is eating out the man's asshole while fingering her own
Sally's asshole is still throbbing after that Tim Buck Two last night
by cit October 28, 2006
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two peas in a pod

valentine's dae baes 4 ever like two peas in a pod
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my two cents

Meaning

"I have just thrown in my opinion on racism/abortion/gun control/women's rights, there is a good chance you think it is biased, so when you tear it apart, please be kind, and don't go OTT, please!"
I'm pro life and choose to kill abortion doctors to save the lives of kids, so their mothers can hate and beat them. I think abortion is bad. That is my two cents.*

*Edited for clarity and conciseness.
by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004
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