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Minion Tampons

Minion Tampons: Typically store bought from an average grocer. EG: Walmart.
Is this a joke? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING- Minion Tampons? Cus' yeah. You're BLEEDING against your own will. So why don't you just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?
by BoxCat6769 March 17, 2023
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Alaskan Tampon

A $10 Hammer.purchaed from the local ace hardware. Use the $10 hammer to complete 8 hours of pounding while building a cabin. Once complete, take the hammer to your air b and b. Wash and dry the hammer in the on site washer and dryer. Insert Alaskan Tampon in you vagaina or mangina.
Bro we need to get back to the house. My Alaskan Tampon is starting to get too pounded.
by Alaskancreampi August 22, 2023
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Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder disposes of them.
Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.
by Shinon September 6, 2023
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Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder either keeps using them or disposes of them.
Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.
by Shinon September 6, 2023
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Cactus Tampon

When people are curious about what you are looking at / buying at a a store and crowd your space for no reason. I could be looking at Cactus Tampons and some jerk comes along to see what you are looking at.
Go away you cactus tampon, I need my space when I shop.
by Old_Crow_242 December 11, 2023
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Emotional Tampon

A person who listens to all the problems in a relationship from someone (usually a friend) who refuses to bring up the issue with their significant other.
"Dude, break up with your boyfriend, I'm tired of being your Emotional Tampon!"
by Edwina rose February 17, 2024
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Turd Tampin Hammer Grabber

An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.
As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024
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