Shut Up Thomas Day 3

shut up thomas day 3 is the third national shut up thomas day in the world! it’s on october 20th!

thomas: hey
me: shut up
thomas: oh my god is there ANOTHER national shut up thomas day?

me: yup! it’s october 20th, today! Shut Up Thomas Day 3!
thomas: why

by adorable6d September 23, 2020

disciplining thomas

Code for male masturbation

My mom caught me disciplining thomas

by lavonasuccuboso May 31, 2011

Thomas

Thomas is the name of someone honest, shy and funny. He’s not a liar and will always be honest to others. The shyness of a Thomas is the cutest thing ever. He is like an onion, there’s a lot of layers but you’ll get to his heart sooner or later. A Thomas has a BIG heart that he shares with few people. He’s a romantic so he chooses carefully who he gives his heart to. Sometimes, he’s so scared to being hurt that he doesn’t dare enough, but since he’s such a courageous, clever and kind person he’ll figure it out. The sense of humour of a Thomas is completely broken. He’s the kind of guy to send cursed cats pictures memes at 3AM. If you need good hugs, kisses, passion and considerate you should run looking for a Thomas because they’re made of it. Thomas have a beautiful sensitivity that makes him such a big-hearted boyfriend.

A Thomas usually has short brown hair with hazel eyes and a beautiful smile. He is fairly tall and is athletic even though he mostly only consumes pizza or chicken nuggets. He’s very good at hockey along with being passionate about it. Any of them loves video games. Thomas love his family so much and is an older brother.

A Thomas has so much more potential that he has yet to discover. He can do anything he puts is mind into.

Person 1: “What’s the name of the guy you just started dating again?”
Person 2: “Thomas.”
Person 1: “Ouh! that’s a keeper for sure.”
Person 2: “I know right? He’s so respectful and kind to me too.”

by Puffgirl180 April 13, 2024

The Thomas Oooey Gooey

Thomas, wanting a oooey gooey, is a rare but an unjustifiable sense of act, where a Thomas runs a train on 2 or more men, mostly men. They usually had swamp ass and are in a Lexus butt naked. Thomas oooey gooeys happen quite often. Where Thomas is the one in the middle, getting double the action on the nice enjoyable train ride. Thomas loves taking such great trains when both or more involved gets Thomas all oooey gooey with sticky white stuff all over him.

"This oooey gooey was so deliciousoso, I would take a ticket for this train ride again" "Thomas please give me another ooey gooey all over me, in my yummy tummy"
"Ooey gooey swamp ass, in my yummy ummy" " The Thomas Oooey Gooey is just so small, I can't feel his pecker in me"

by Oooey Goooey August 13, 2025

Thomas

a thomas is a guy who is usually a dickhead until he gets to know you. He generally dates girls named: Caroline, Sara or naomi. He’s real annoying but will stick up for u if he is friends with u otherwise he’s just a stupid ass.

*Sees a dick drawn on the board *
Person: wow that’s a work of a thomas right there

by supm8te October 20, 2019

thomas

dumb short unfunny small pp idiot. can’t get any girls :)

dumb thomas haha

by ihatethomas June 6, 2021

Thomas

A Thomas is someone you can always rely on. He will never spill secretes and doesn’t care what other people think about him. But, when he finds a girlfriend, he spends all his time with them and simps really bad….

Someone: Hey! Do you know who Thomas is?
Other person: Oh, is he the one that simps really hard??
Thomas: I’ll beat you up

by That.Guy3058 November 22, 2021