Two-Pound Euro

A €2 coin, a throw back to the good old monetary system in Ireland, and then those european german/frog/belgian waffle cunts changed it all, replacing everything with coins. Coins for fuckin everything, and all of them the same fuckin size.

Do you have any two-pound euros

by Slim November 14, 2004

two finger pussy

More insulting than just a pussy, 2 finger pussy is 2nd stage pussy, after you've poked the pussy once, you step it up to 2nd"

yo that guy jonathan is a Two finger pussy

by injurious July 8, 2006

It takes two to tango

From a popular song by Pearl Bailey in the early 1950's.
A dishonest, shady person, or scam artist who has found his mate, who complements each other's undesireable behaviour.

Don't blame him only for cheating the old woman out of her money, his wife helped. It takes two to tango.

by Martin Lizerbram May 13, 2005

Tim Buck Two

when a girl is getting fucked in the ass and another girl is eating out the man's asshole while fingering her own

Sally's asshole is still throbbing after that Tim Buck Two last night

by cit October 29, 2006

two peas in a pod

wudgie & budgie

valentine's dae baes 4 ever like two peas in a pod

by frogprince17 February 13, 2017

my two cents

Meaning

"I have just thrown in my opinion on racism/abortion/gun control/women's rights, there is a good chance you think it is biased, so when you tear it apart, please be kind, and don't go OTT, please!"

I'm pro life and choose to kill abortion doctors to save the lives of kids, so their mothers can hate and beat them. I think abortion is bad. That is my two cents.*

*Edited for clarity and conciseness.

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

"two for one"

Also known as the shart

Laying on the couch after a wild night of partying, Shawn couldn't imagine things getting any better. While trying to squeeze out an sbd, a steady stream of liquid shit sweetened things right up to a "two for one" deal.

by jessea April 5, 2006