Straight Jacket

A jacket specifically designed for you not to be able to move your arms, body and specifically see your belly button, body, and only be able to see your feet. (Mostly used on for people who go insane because of: Belly button lint) (The belly button lint in women drives them to insanity) (People seeing their own feet is thought to calm them down)

I heard they put her in a straight jacket in the loony bin.
She can no longer see her belly button in that straight jacket of hers.
I had to call to put that woman in a straight jacket, so that belly button lint stops and she can see her toes to calm down.

by Jacket of the belly button March 31, 2021

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Super Straight

FAKE sexuality made bye transphobes to joke, trans people,

I'm super Straight, Oh so your a piece of shit

by ._rocketship_.1 April 6, 2021

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Dan's Straightness

Dan's straightness does not exist anywhere on this earth.

Oh look! Dan's straightness isn't there. Dan's straightness: Something that someone named Dan does not have, is gay. synonyms: Gay Bisexual Not straight

by Luckyy_Bruhh May 4, 2020

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lesbonic straightness

When you act like a lesbian despite the fact that you're straight.

Girl 1: "I love you!"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"

by chickenXscratch March 30, 2009

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Super straight

Super straight: super straight is when you like someone that is born the gender they currently are

Man 1: Hey do you like this man?

Woman 1: Yeah he looks cute is there a catch?
Man 1: No he’s just trans.
Woman 1: I admit he looks cute but I am Super Straight so I wouldn’t date him personally.
Man 1: Isn’t that transphobic?
Woman 1: No because I am super straight and I personally wouldn’t date him because I like men that are born men.

by King0kell0 March 5, 2021

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