Ham Aslume

A distortion of "Arkham Asylum" created by the certified Reddit Madhouse 'BatmanArkham', home to many similar distortions of different DC universe characters (notably Man, Jonkler, and Bone).

"Why is Bone still trapped in the Ham Aslume? Is he stupid?

by Michael Machiel April 18, 2024

Ham

When you're so hammered your name becomes ham!

I'm so ham bro! Hope I don't yak in the uber!

by drew_herps October 26, 2025

Ham Pussy

The smell emanating from a cheesy cock goblin

Amanda Stiffy uh Blicky uh has that fat ham pussy

by Lolgotem11 January 24, 2022

Grilling Ham

Grilling Ham (noun): A clever tactic to avoid work or ignore a call. Originally based on the idea that someone was “too busy grilling ham” to respond, it now refers to any exaggerated excuse for getting out of something.

Sorry, boss, I can’t join the Zoom call—I’m in the middle of grilling ham.
or

Mike called—he's going to be late, busy grilling ham.

by b-rad.J February 10, 2025

Ham Blamwich

When you blam into someone else's ham sandwich.

Dude why did you give me a Ham Blamwich?

by Gibbyme December 31, 2018

Plain ham

A vagina that resembles a plain hamburger from McDonald's

She's got a fanny like a plain ham with 2 crowns

by Yadasellsavon92 September 23, 2018

Oh honey ham my jam

That feeling when the beat drops.

Person A: The beats about to drop!
Person B: Oh honey ham my jam!

by Smoshyrocker February 19, 2015