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You are invisible in class and you always are a dumb bitch, because that is what you are.
by FACTS.COM.AU June 2, 2021
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V bucks

Vsauce bucks that you always beg your parents so you can have skins and dances but they will refuse and you will cry until they buy you some vbucks that all your friends will show off because they are fucking rich.
I don’t have v bucks because I’m poor.
by Just a virgin. October 25, 2018
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Prof V Cockroft

Professor Cockroft is an anatomy professor who is very hands on, always willing and eager to demonstrate. Constantly holds office hours in order to really get to know her students - inside and out. Loves to hand out gold stars to those whose work goes above and beyond. Can handle groups of 3-4 students at the same time - never complains. Fathers love her during parent-teacher conferences. Would recommend 5 stars!!!
Prof V Cockroft: Great 4.5
GIVES GOOD FEEDBACK. LOTS OF HOMEWORK. ACCESSIBLE OUTSIDE OF CLASS. YOU WONT WANT TO SKIP CLASS.
Very helpful teacher after class. Always prepared for active labs. Tough class but if you put a lot of HARD work in you should pass with no problems.
by ASS SLAP September 16, 2018
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Ob-v

Abbreviation for the exclamation 'obviously'.

Pronounced 'Ob-Vee'
Person 1: Hey, you want to go (desirable activity)?

Person 2: Ob-v!
by Oick Nfferman August 8, 2017
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Em V.

This person is always the one and only, a ride or die. Someone you would die for in a heartbeat. Your twin flame, someone who will always have your back and you will have theirs. A mango. A squash.
by Soto2022 February 10, 2021
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V-train

The pharmaceutical drug Vyvanse. Mainly used in reference to taking the drug (riding the V-train) It is used to treat ADHD and overeating disorders. Also known as V’s, lisdexamfetamime (chemical name) or speed.

It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.

Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.

Side effects include

-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea

-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending

Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).
1.
Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.

2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!
by danasp_42 February 3, 2020
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