fucking with cobras

used to describe a person who is crazy to the point of putting themselves in obvious harm's way for no reason. See also playing with sharks

Sean and three other guys got drunk and decided to take those class IV rapids on inner tubes. In my opinion, they're all fucking with cobras.

by Michael T. Biffins October 24, 2006

Fuck Factor

A magical number that when added to, subtracted from, or mutiplied or divided by any amount always increases the amount that a person is required to pay for a product or service.

I called the water company today to figure out why my bill had gone up. The rep told me to take my normal usage and multiply it by the fuck factor to determine my new rate.

by wyldwillie September 4, 2013

Destination Fucked

When you drink beer then hit yourself with the can, fall off a skateboard onto your roof while a kid flips you off, a fire is to the right, and a fat pig is walking around.

One way ticket to destination fucked

by Siraco November 29, 2018

Cursor Fuck

When viewing a facebook photo with snatch on display, take your cursor and scroll over the snatch. If facebook tag name appears when doin so, the said person has therefore been cursor fucked.

Georges girlfriend loves to be cursor fucked.

by TheCursorFucker3000 January 1, 2010

Fuck a friend

Meaning you are not worried about having friends. You're more concerned about getting to the paper.

"Fuck a friend, be about your business"

- Young Scooter

"Ay man everyone been switching up lately"
"Fuck a friend, get this paper"

by 610clark November 6, 2017

Fuck Scan

Upon entering a bar/club/party/office... checking the room for a likely candidate. Or upon entering said bar/club/party/office.. feeling Fuck Scan eyes fall upon you...

" We were fuck scanned by every man in the room as we walked across to the bar"
" Lets fuck scan Will's party, before deciding if we'll stay"

by Futures& Loyalty December 11, 2010

the what fuck

Meaning what the fuck (or wtf), except expressing more confusion than usual.

Person 1: "Remember that one thing we did that one time with that one dude?"
Person 2: "The what fuck...?"

by Mezalyth September 28, 2008