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Choking On Bread

Having more money than you know what to do with.
Just got my paycheck, I'm really choking on bread
by selkirksss February 29, 2020
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bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money
Jeff said, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”
by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022
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Buttering the bread

An extraordinarily smooth plane landing.
That pilot is really good at buttering the bread!
by AtOmIc_NeRd March 1, 2019
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Bread

Bread
Bread
by Bread7 November 18, 2022
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What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.
Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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Breading Out

When you’re trying to bread out the bad parts of your gene pool
I slept with not my cousin to get the family bread out, I was breading out the parts of my gene pool.
by Breading Out April 21, 2020
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Heel of the Bread

You can't date the heel of the bread!
by Swoolio June 8, 2017
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