Don't take it to heart

The one phrase that immediately makes you take it to heart.

"I'm just saying, kiddo, what you're doing is offending others and it's getting you nowhere. Don't take it to heart."
Reverse psychology ensues; kiddo takes it to heart and sees themself as a terrible person.

by AdhesiveMadMan September 7, 2019

take two baths

Kiss my ass.

If you don't like me, take two baths.

by Dutchman2213 August 19, 2017

taking the log to the beaver

having vaginal sex.
vaginal fucking.
vaginal intercourse.
also refered to as loading the torpedo.

"lets take the log to the beaver tonight, johanne."

"he was taking the log to the beaver last night, im surprised i didnt gnaw it right off!"

by asjghaergtywurtysryqer February 26, 2009

take an off tablet

To lose one's temper or go into a bad mood.

So I told him I wasn't going to do it and he decided to take an off tablet! The bastard was pissed off for the rest of the day!

by Ian Chode December 16, 2003

take 100 seats

An "urban" term used by teenage, power tripping assistants on innocent, unsuspecting interns.

girl in glittery purple uggs: "take 100 seats!"
intern: "please stop talking to me."

by S. Ghaz July 15, 2011

Taking Back Sunday

Eh..Greatness...

...Eh, ::crys:: Emo-ness

by Corie July 7, 2003

Go take a shower

On our bus, taking a shower means masturbating...especially if your name is will. Yeah, will, we all know it's true.

-julie-

"I'm gonna go take a shower...I'll talk to you tomorrow."
"But, will, you have taken like five showers today..."
"Yeah, well...i gotta go take a shower."
"Well, go have fun taking a shower"

by Julie G. February 26, 2008