by Leomaxsimus March 10, 2022
Get the Straight to Hellmug. Girl 1: "I love you!"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"
by chickenXscratch March 30, 2009
Get the lesbonic straightnessmug. Jacob: "Hey I'm super straight"
Emily: "Oh so ur just transphobic"
Jacob: "No it's just a preference"
Emily: "Oh so ur just transphobic"
Jacob: "No it's just a preference"
by some1 w a brain May 13, 2022
Get the Super Straightmug. Example:
Guy 1: Whats your sexuality?
Guy 2: Oh im super straight.
Guy 1: What does that mean?
Guy 2: I'm just a really closted gay guy
Guy 1: Oh really? Me too!
Guy 1: Whats your sexuality?
Guy 2: Oh im super straight.
Guy 1: What does that mean?
Guy 2: I'm just a really closted gay guy
Guy 1: Oh really? Me too!
by Aaron_loves_soup March 8, 2021
Get the Super straightmug. by Newbreed69 May 29, 2022
Get the Super Straightmug. Man 1: Hey do you like this man?
Woman 1: Yeah he looks cute is there a catch?
Man 1: No he’s just trans.
Woman 1: I admit he looks cute but I am Super Straight so I wouldn’t date him personally.
Man 1: Isn’t that transphobic?
Woman 1: No because I am super straight and I personally wouldn’t date him because I like men that are born men.
Woman 1: Yeah he looks cute is there a catch?
Man 1: No he’s just trans.
Woman 1: I admit he looks cute but I am Super Straight so I wouldn’t date him personally.
Man 1: Isn’t that transphobic?
Woman 1: No because I am super straight and I personally wouldn’t date him because I like men that are born men.
by King0kell0 March 5, 2021
Get the Super straightmug. Oh look! Dan's straightness isn't there. Dan's straightness: Something that someone named Dan does not have, is gay. synonyms: Gay Bisexual Not straight
by Luckyy_Bruhh May 4, 2020
Get the Dan's Straightnessmug.